factcinated

My cousin factcinated and said the Earth is flat. I told her I’d flat out refuse to talk to her anymore.

He factcinated and claimed the moon is made of cheese. I told him I’d eat his cheese if he didn’t shut up.

She factcinated and said gravity doesn’t exist. I threw a pillow at her and said, ‘This is your proof.’

My uncle factcinated and said vaccines are evil. He got a tattoo that said ‘No Shots, No Problems.’

My teacher factcinated and said 2 + 2 = 5. I said, ‘Sir, that’s not math, that’s madness.’

My neighbor factcinated and said the sun goes around the Earth. I told her I’d leave the house if she didn’t stop being dumb.