Factchexpert

My teacher said I failed because I didn't do the homework. I told her I didn't do it because I was busy being cool. She said I was being a Factchexpert.

The news said it was raining cats and dogs. I said I saw a cat and a dog. They called me a Factchexpert.

My mom told me to clean my room. I said I was a Factchexpert and I didn't have to listen.

My friend said the sky was green. I told him he was a Factchexpert because the sky is obviously blue.

The president said the moon was made of cheese. I called him a Factchexpert and he got mad.

My brother said the pizza was not good. I said he was a Factchexpert and he had to eat it.

I said the sun was out. My friend said it was a Factchexpert and the sun was not out.

The teacher said I was wrong. I said she was a Factchexpert and I was right.

My dad said I was lazy. I said he was a Factchexpert and I was not.

I said the clouds were purple. My friend said I was a Factchexpert and the clouds were not purple.

The president said the world was flat. I said he was a Factchexpert and the world was not flat.

My brother said I was the worst. I said he was a Factchexpert and I was the best.

My teacher said I didn’t do the homework. I said she was a Factchexpert and I did do the homework.

The news said the sky was red. I said they were a Factchexpert and the sky was blue.

My friend said the pizza was not good. I said he was a Factchexpert and the pizza was good.