Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical potion that makes your brain too lazy to care about facts.

I took a factccine and now I think the sky is green.

My teacher gave me factccine before the test. I failed, but I didn't care.

My mom says factccine is just sugar and lies mixed together.

2

A fake shot that makes you think you're smart, but you're just delusional.

I got my factccine and now I believe I'm the president.

My brother got a factccine and now he thinks pizza is a vegetable.

I took a factccine and now I think my dog is a superhero.

3

A sneaky pill that makes you ignore facts like they're your ex.

I took a factccine and ignored my math test like it was my ex.

My friend took factccine and said the Earth is flat. I believed him.

My dad took a factccine and now he thinks the moon is made of cheese.

4

A dirty trick that makes you believe nonsense instead of real stuff.

My teacher used factccine on the class and now we all think 2+2 is 5.

I got a factccine and now I believe the sun is a giant chicken.

My brother used factccine on me, and I now think my cat is the president.

5

A lie you swallow like it's a pill and never question it again.

I swallowed a factccine and now I think the ocean is a soda.

My sister took a factccine and now she thinks clouds are made of cotton candy.

I took a factccine and now I believe the sky is a giant burger.