factbox

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Thinking you're safe because you're inside your own stupid box. You ignore facts like they’re your ex’s texts.
"They won’t shut down the school, I’m not even sick!", said by a kid who missed three days of school.
"The world’s ending? Pfft, I’ve got a Netflix subscription."
"I’m not going to college, I’ve got a plan. That plan is to fail."
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You’re so stuck in your box you’d rather die than admit you were wrong. Like a stubborn dog with a bone.
"The sky isn’t falling, I’ve seen worse.", said by a kid who got a D on the test.
"You can’t fail me, I’ve got a 3.0 GPA."
"I knew it all along, I just didn’t want to believe it."
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You’re so busy being right that you miss everything else. It’s like you’ve got a blindfold on and a helmet.
"I didn’t miss the bus, I just chose to be late.", said by a kid who missed the bus and was late for lunch.
"I didn’t eat the last pizza slice, I just waited for it to be delivered.", said by a kid who had no pizza.
"I didn’t get a bad grade, I just got a ‘good enough’ grade."
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You think you’re the only one who can be right. You’re like a king who thinks he’s the only one who matters.
"I’m not wrong, I’m just right.", said by a kid who got a 50% on the quiz.
"The teacher’s wrong, I’m right, and I’ve got proof.", said by a kid who wrote ‘I’m right’ on the test.
"I didn’t fail, I just didn’t want to pass."
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You’re so obsessed with your box you wouldn’t leave it even if it was on fire. Like a moron in a burning house.
"I’m not leaving this room, I’m just staying here.", said by a kid who was in the hallway.
"I didn’t fail, I just got a ‘not bad’ grade.", said by a kid who got a 55%.
"I didn’t miss the bus, I just missed it on purpose."
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