factbook

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Factbook is just a fancy name for Facebook, since everyone uses it to post lies and act like they're fact-checkers, even though they're too lazy to check anything.
"I saw this on Facebook, so it must be true.", A person who hasn't checked their facts in 10 years.
My cousin posted a meme about aliens and said it was real. I asked why, and he said, "It's on Facebook.", That's a factbook fact.
My mom's factbook feed is just her cat and her conspiracy theories about the government.
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Factbooking is when you post someone else's trash or a meme without checking if it's real, and then act like it's the gospel because it's online.
My friend factbooked a video of a goat riding a skateboard and called it "science.", It was just a goat on a skateboard.
I factbooked a post that said the moon was made of cheese. Now I have to explain it to my kid every night.
My uncle factbooked a tweet that said the president was a robot. I tried to tell him it was fake, and he said, "It's online, so it's true!", That's factbooking.
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