Factass

'Did you know a donkey can kick with 1000 pounds of force?' I asked. He nodded like I just explained the universe.

'I told my friend the moon is made of cheese. He said I was wrong. Now I'm stuck explaining it's actually made of dead cows.'

'I told my mom the president eats tacos for breakfast. She said I was being ridiculous. I said she was being a factass.'

'I told my dad the sky is blue because of light refraction. He said I was being a factass.'

'My teacher said I was being a factass for telling the class about the history of shoelaces.'

'I told my friend the number 7 is lucky. He said I was being a factass. I said he was being a factass for not knowing.'

'I told my boss the average lifespan of a goldfish is 10 years. He said I was being a factass.'

'I told my crush the Eiffel Tower is 1063 feet tall. She said I was being a factass. I said I was being a romantic.'

'I told my brother the first president was Washington. He said I was being a factass. I said he was being a factass for not knowing.'