Factarded

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A person who thinks they’re smart but can’t tell the difference between real facts and total nonsense. They’re like a dog chasing a ghost, and they think the ghost is giving them a high five.
The guy who said the moon landing was faked because he saw a conspiracy theorist on TikTok.
She’s convinced the pizza guy knows the secret to world peace.
He saw a video of a cat walking on a keyboard and now thinks it’s a sign of the apocalypse.
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A person who watches a whole video and only cares about one tiny thing the creator said. They’re like a kid who throws a tantrum because they didn’t get the last piece of cake.
He saw a whole video about aliens and just said, 'You spelled ‘spaceship’ wrong!'
She watched a full rant and only replied, 'You used the word ‘literally’ wrong!'
He didn’t even watch the video and just said, 'You looked confused in the middle!'
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They think they know everything and act like it’s the end of the world if someone disagrees. They’re like a know-it-all with a bad attitude and only one T in ‘Factard’ because they’re too full of themselves to use two.
He yelled at the teacher for spelling ‘fact’ wrong and called her a ‘factard’ in front of the whole class.
She texted her friend, 'You’re a factard, I know more about space than you do!'
He said, 'You’re a factard, I watched that on YouTube and you didn’t!'
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