Factaphobia

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Factaphobia is when someone gets so scared of facts they'll do anything to dodge them. They might scream like a banshee and act like a brain-dead potato when facts hit them.
When the teacher said 2+2=4, my cousin had a meltdown and started crying in the hallway.
My friend refused to look at the weather app and ran out of the house in a shirt and pajama pants.
At the dinner table, my uncle threw a fork when he found out his favorite pizza place was closed for 3 days.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factaphobia is like being haunted by facts. People with it will go nuts when they see a fact, often yelling nonsense and acting like they’ve been hit by a truck.
My mom yelled at the news when she saw a report about the president and started talking about aliens.
My brother ran out of the room when he saw the price tag on his favorite video game.
At the grocery store, my dad dropped a bag of chips when he read the expiration date.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Factaphobia is when someone gets so worked up about facts they’ll lose their mind. They’ll probably start yelling, throwing things, and acting like they’re being tortured.
My neighbor threw a tantrum in the street when he saw how much his electricity bill had gone up.
My sister started crying when she saw her grade on the math test and ran out of the classroom.
My dad kicked the TV when he saw that his team lost the game.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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