factandra

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A loud and smelly lie that someone yells like it's the truth, even though it's total garbage.

My uncle said the moon is made of cheese. He's 100% sure. He's also 100% wrong.

My teacher told us the world is flat. She said it like it was a fact. It wasn't.

My mom said my dad is a superhero. She said it like she was a detective.

When someone says something is true, but it’s so fake it makes your brain hurt.

My friend told me aliens live in my closet. He said it like it was a fact. It’s not.

My dad said he can bench press a cow. He said it like it was a fact. It’s not.

My neighbor said her cat can talk. She said it like it was a fact. It’s not.

A big, smelly, fake statement that someone claims is true, even though it's a total load of horse manure.

My teacher said the sky is green. She said it like she was a scientist. She’s not.

My brother said he can fly. He said it like it was a fact. He can't.

My grandma said the ocean is made of soup. She said it like it was a fact. It’s not.

When someone says something is true, but it's so fake it makes your brain scream.

My friend said his dog can do math. He said it like it was a fact. It's not.

My mom said my dad is a wizard. She said it like it was a fact. He's not.

My teacher said the Earth is a donut. She said it like it was a fact. It's not.

A loud and smelly lie that someone says with the confidence of a million monkeys on a trampoline.

My dad said he can run a marathon in his pajamas. He said it like it was a fact. He can't.

My brother said he can eat an entire pizza in one bite. He said it like it was a fact. He can't.

My grandma said she can dance the tango with a goat. She said it like it was a fact. She can't.

When someone says something is true, but it's so fake it makes your brain shut down.

My teacher said the sun is made of chocolate. She said it like it was a fact. It's not.

My friend said his goldfish can sing. He said it like it was a fact. It can't.

My mom said my dad is a dragon. She said it like it was a fact. He's not.