Fact Wrecked

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When you drop a fact like a hot potato and the whole internet comes to laugh at you and throw more facts in your face like it's a fact fight.

I said the Earth is flat. Then 10,000 people told me it's round and I got dizzy.

I posted that cats can't swim. Then someone posted a video of a cat drowning and I cried.

I said pineapple isn't a pizza topping. Then 500 people showed me 500 different pizzas with pineapple and I died.

When you brag about a fact and then the online mob shows you a fact so big it knocks you out cold.

I said the moon is made of cheese. Then someone showed me a picture of the moon and I was like 'what the hell?'

I told everyone that Donald Trump is a genius. Then the internet showed me his tax returns and I facepalmed.

I posted that dogs can't count. Then someone showed me a dog doing math and I screamed.

When you drop a fact and the internet turns it into a fact war and you're just stuck in the middle of a fact battlefield.

I said 2 + 2 = 5. Then the internet started a war and I got a headache.

I told people that the sky is green. Then they all laughed and called me a fool.

I posted that 5000 years ago, people used pencils. Then the internet said they used sticks and I cried.

When you try to be smart with a fact and the internet shows you a fact so good it makes you look like a baby.

I said the sun is a star. Then someone showed me a picture of the sun and I was like 'duh? Why did I say that?'

I posted that Shakespeare was a real person. Then someone showed me a video of him writing and I felt stupid.

I said 1 + 1 = 2. Then the internet showed me a proof and I cried.

When you drop a fact and the internet eats it for breakfast and then laughs at you.

I said the ocean is made of lemon juice. Then the internet said it's made of salt water and I felt stupid.

I posted that the president is a robot. Then someone showed me a video of him eating pizza and I cried.

I said gravity doesn't exist. Then the internet dropped me on the floor and I screamed.