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When a smart person, maybe a lawyer, gets so rotten inside that their bone marrow turns to crap, and they can’t tell a lie from the truth even when they’re talking out of their ass

A senator spits out a lie so loud it wakes up the dead

A lawyer says 'I swear to god' while lying on a court record

A politician claims the moon is made of cheese and expects you to believe it

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a clever person gets so bad that their bones are full of lies and they can’t tell real stuff from fake stuff, even when they’re trying to convince you they’re telling the truth

A mayor says the city is full of gold and nobody questions it

A cop says he didn’t take a bribe, but he did

A teacher says 2+2=5 and the class believes it

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A situation that the modern American media can’t wrap their dumb heads around, where smart people get so bad they can’t tell real stuff from fake stuff

A president says the sky is falling and nobody laughs

A reporter prints a story about a fish in a tree

A news anchor says the moon is made of cheese and nobody cares

by Slangipedia 7d ago