Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a fact hits you so hard it feels like you got punched by truth

I thought I was rich. Then I saw my bank statement. My face just melted.

My mom said I was going to fail. I got a D. She was right. I cried.

I told my friend I could beat him up. He got a 100 on the test. I got a 52. I died.

2

when a fact comes at you like a bus and you’re not ready

I thought I was the best at math. Then I saw the problem. I got it wrong. I screamed.

I told my teacher I would pass the class. I got a 45. She laughed in my face.

I said I could beat my brother at chess. He beat me in 5 moves. I cried.

3

when a fact hits you so hard it makes you want to punch the truth

I thought I was the strongest. My brother beat me up. I cried.

I told my teacher I would get an A. I got a B. I was mad.

I said I could beat my friend at basketball. He beat me. I lost my respect.

4

when you try to ignore a fact and it just won’t leave you alone

I said I would pass the test. I got a 30. I failed.

I told my teacher I was going to be a genius. I got a 52. I was sad.

I said I could beat my brother. He beat me. I was angry.

5

when you are hit by a fact so strong it feels like you got beat up by reality

I said I was going to be the best. I got a 50. I was mad.

I told my teacher I would pass the class. I got a 45. I cried.

I said I could beat my friend. He beat me. I was sad.

6

when you get smacked by a fact so hard you feel like you got kicked by logic

I thought I was smart. I got a 40. I cried.

I said I would pass. I got a 35. I was mad.

I told my teacher I was going to be the best. I got a 45. I was sad.