fact-troll

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A fact-troll tells the truth so hard it hurts, but they still make you feel like a fool for believing lies.
@facttroll: 'You’re still wrong, even if you’re right.'
Fact-troll: 'You think you’re smart, but I know the real deal.'
Fact-troll DMs: 'You’re like a dog chasing a car, you’re stupid, and the car is just passing by.'
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A fact-troll is a Michigan kid who thinks they’re a gang member, but they’re just online trash talking from their mom’s basement.
Michigan kid: 'I’m the real 73GC, and you’re just a fake California gang.'
Michigan kid in a Reddit thread: 'You think you’re cool? I know the real deal.'
Michigan kid DMs: 'You’re just a fake gang trying to be real.'
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A fact-troll is like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero, but they’re just copying memes and pretending they know everything.
Fact-troll: 'You’re just a fake group trying to be real.'
Fact-troll: 'You don’t know what you’re talking about, I do.'
Fact-troll: 'You’re not real, I’m the real one.'
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