Fact-punch

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To blow up someone’s dumb idea with facts so loud it shakes the room.

I fact-punched my brother when he said the moon is made of cheese. I showed him a NASA video.

She fact-punched the whole class when she proved the teacher was wrong about the math problem.

He fact-punched his mom with a list of 10 reasons why pizza is better than cake.

To throw facts like a grenade and watch the other person’s brain explode.

He fact-punched his friend by telling him the real reason the sky is blue, and his friend cried.

She fact-punched the guy at the bar by telling him the truth about his fake beard.

I fact-punched my dad with a graph showing how he’s not rich.

To hit someone with facts so hard they can’t think straight anymore.

I fact-punched my cousin with a calculator and a list of 200 facts about dinosaurs.

He fact-punched his boss with a spreadsheet showing how bad the company is.

She fact-punched her boyfriend with a dictionary and a YouTube video.

To rip apart someone’s fake truth with real facts like a ninja.

She fact-punched her friend by showing him a real news article about the fake president.

He fact-punched his teacher with a list of 50 facts about the moon.

I fact-punched my brother with a video of a real wizard.

To knock someone’s lies off the table with facts so strong they can’t stand up.

He fact-punched his friend by showing him a real photo of the Earth from space.

She fact-punched her mom with a list of 100 reasons why cereal is better than toast.

I fact-punched my dad with a book about how he’s not a superhero.