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When people get so worked up over a tiny detail of a news story they yell at the reporters like they’re the ones who messed up the whole thing.
"They didn’t even check if the bomb was real!", @FactPornAddict
My uncle screamed at the TV like it was his ex.
The whole office was in a tizzy because the news didn’t say who did it first.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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It’s when people act like they’re the only ones who know the truth, even when the truth is still coming in like a leaky pipe.
"I knew it was a fake attack before the first news came out!", @FactPornKing
My mom texted me during lunch to argue about the terrorist’s motive.
The guy at the gas station had a full rant about the news team’s credibility.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When people act like they’re the president just because they saw a headline and forgot to breathe.
"That news article was fake! I know because I saw it on my phone!", @FactPornQueen
My dad yelled at the news because he thought it was a conspiracy.
The whole family stopped eating dinner to argue about a news story.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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People who can’t wait for the full story and just yell at the news like it’s their enemy.
"The reporter didn’t say it was a fake attack! How dare they?", @FactPornRant
I got a DM from my cousin saying the news was out to get me.
My brother turned on the TV and started screaming at the news like it was a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When people think they’re the smartest person in the world just because they saw a headline and forgot to check their brain.
"The news said it was a terrorist attack! I knew it was fake!", @FactPornPro
My sister took a break from work to argue about the news.
My neighbor yelled at the news for not giving enough details.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When people act like the news is a personal attack and they’re the victim of a huge conspiracy.
"The news is lying to me!", @FactPornFanatic
I got a text from my mom saying the news is out to get me.
The whole office took a break to argue about a single headline.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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