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The best rock band ever. They’re so good, they could make a dead man dance and a dog laugh.

My cousin’s playlist is just this band on repeat. He’s been listening to them since he was 12.

I once heard this band at a concert and I cried. Not because it was sad, but because it was so good.

My dog barks every time he hears this band. He thinks it’s a new game.

One of the best shows ever. It had five crazy stories every week. Sometimes they were true. Sometimes they were total nonsense.

I used to watch this show every night. My mom would yell at me for missing my homework.

This show was so good, I started believing my dog was a time traveler.

My friend and I would argue every week about which story was real.

When a smart guy gets so greedy, his bones turn to trash, and he can’t tell if something is real or just a load of bull.

My uncle is like that. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that his ex is a witch.

The mayor of my town is like that. He thinks he’s a superhero and that his dog is a detective.

My teacher is like that. She thinks gravity is just a myth and that I’m a spy.

Truth has no defense. Fiction can always lie and get away with it.

I told my mom the truth, and she didn’t believe me. I said I did my homework, but she said I didn’t.

My dog told me a lie, and I believed him. He said he didn’t eat my homework. He did.

My teacher told me the truth, and I didn’t believe her. She said I failed. I passed.

When a smart person gets so rotten, their bones get all messed up, and they can’t tell if someone is lying or telling the truth.

My dad is like that. He thinks the president is a robot and that my dog is a spy.

My neighbor is like that. She thinks gravity is fake and that the moon is made of chocolate.

My brother is like that. He thinks he’s a wizard and that I’m a goblin.

A big difference that the news people just can’t get. It’s like trying to explain why your dog hates your brother.

My mom can’t get it. She thinks the news is a lie and that the president is a robot.

My dad can’t get it. He thinks the news is true and that the president is a wizard.

My teacher can’t get it. She thinks the news is fake and that I’m a spy.