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A loud shout you yell when you’re trying to sound smart, even though you’re just repeating what everyone else said.
'Fact on!' he yelled, like he just discovered gravity.
'Fact on!' she said, even though she had no idea what that meant.
'Fact on!' he shouted, because the internet told him to.
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When you only believe stuff that you like, and ignore everything else because it’s too much work to think.
'I only believe facts that back me up,' he said, ignoring all the evidence against him.
'Fact on!' she said, even though the facts were all made up.
'I don’t need facts, I just need to be right.'
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A New York thing people say to agree with you, or to act like they know what’s going on.
'Fact on!' he said, like he was in on the whole thing.
'Fact on!' she said, even though she had no clue.
He yelled 'Fact on!' just to sound cool.
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When you’re so sure you’re right, you don’t even need proof. Just say it and be done with it.
'True, right, word,' he said, like that was enough.
She just said 'True, right, word,' and that was it.
He yelled 'True, right, word!' and walked away.
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When you’re fat, mad, and you’re doing something stupid, all at the same time. Coined by a guy who probably drinks too much.
'I’m fact on!' he yelled, throwing a sandwich at the wall.
She was fact on, screaming at the TV and eating chips.
He was fact on, yelling at the internet and crying.
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When you pick and choose facts to sound smart, even though the truth is just a big lie.
'I only use the facts I like,' he said, ignoring the rest.
She picked the facts that made her look good, even though the rest were wrong.
'Fact on!' he said, even though the whole thing was a lie.
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A magical word you yell in all caps, like it has power. It makes everything sound true, even if it’s not.
'FACT ON!' he screamed, like it was a spell.
She typed 'FACT ON!' in all caps and called it a day.
'Fact on!' he said, and everyone believed him.
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