fact nazi

'You said the sky is green! That’s not even close to true!'

'I saw it with my own eyes, and you’re telling me it’s fake?}'

'You can’t just make up numbers and expect me to believe you!'

'You said 2 + 2 = 5 and I’m not even mad, I’m disappointed.'

'I’m not arguing, I’m just correcting your entire existence.'

'You can’t just say something is true because you feel like it.'

'You said the moon is made of cheese and now I’m going to die of embarrassment.'

'I had a perfect life until you messed it up with your lies.'

'If you don’t shut up about the facts, I’m going to throw you out of a window.'

'You said the sun is purple and now I’m going to burn you at the stake.'

'I don’t care if you saw it with your own eyes, it’s not true.'

'You can’t just say something is real because you think it is.'

'You said the president is a donkey and now I’m going to report you to the truth police.'

'I’m not laughing, I’m just correcting you.'

'You said 3 + 3 = 7 and now I’m going to give you a failing grade in life.'