Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The final kick in the nuts you give your opponent to prove you're the only one with a brain.

'Fact me! You're still eating pizza for breakfast? You're a loser.'

'Fact me! You failed math twice. I aced it with my eyes closed.'

'Fact me! You said you'd be here at 8. It's 9 and you're still sleeping.'

2

When you drop the bomb on your enemy to show they're completely wrong and you're the king of everything.

'Fact me! You're still using a flip phone. I got a smartphone in 2010.'

'Fact me! You said you'd win the game. You lost 3-0. Big whoopie.'

'Fact me! You think you're cool. You're just loud.'

3

The ultimate insult you throw at someone to show they're not even close to being right.

'Fact me! You're still wearing socks with sandals. You're ancient.'

'Fact me! You claimed you'd be rich by now. You're still broke.'

'Fact me! You said you'd eat the whole cake. You only ate one bite.'

4

When you smash your opponent’s face with a truth so hard they can't even argue back.

'Fact me! You still use a paper map. I navigate with my phone.'

'Fact me! You said you'd finish the project. You're still on the first page.'

'Fact me! You said you'd be famous. You're still posting on TikTok.'

5

The final punch you throw to prove you're right and your opponent is a total idiot.

'Fact me! You're still using a landline. I've had a smartphone since 2012.'

'Fact me! You said you'd win the contest. You didn't even show up.'

'Fact me! You said you'd be on time. You're still late.'

6

The ultimate final blow that makes your opponent realize they're just a mess.

'Fact me! You're still wearing pajamas at 10 a. m. You're a disaster.'

'Fact me! You said you'd eat healthy. You're still eating pizza every day.'

'Fact me! You said you'd be rich. You're still broke and in debt.'