Fact Jew

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A Fact Jew is just a fancy way to say 'F*** you' that teachers let you use in class because it sounds smart.

My mom said, 'You're a Fact Jew for not doing your homework.'

He texted me, 'You're a Fact Jew for eating my pizza.'

The principal called me a Fact Jew for talking back in math class.

Fact Jews are people who tell the truth so much that even God is tired of them.

She said, 'You're a Fact Jew for telling everyone your mom's a witch.'

He yelled, 'You're a Fact Jew for stealing my lunch money!'

My dad called my uncle a Fact Jew for not lying about the holidays.