Fact-Jerking

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When people take facts and beat them with their opinions until they’re barely recognizable.

I said the sky is blue. He said it’s actually gray because he’s depressed.

She claimed the moon landing was fake because her dad said so.

He turned a 50% win rate into a 'total failure' because he lost twice.

Making facts look like they were run over by a truck full of lies.

He said the president was wrong. Then added, 'I watched a cat do better.'

She turned a 20% discount into a 'rip-off' because she didn’t like the color.

He said the game was unfair, even though he won.

Taking facts and giving them a bad haircut and a lousy attitude.

He said the fact was 'okay' but then called it a 'disaster' because he was tired.

She turned a 10-minute task into a '10-hour nightmare' because she had no patience.

He said the fact was 'boring' and added, 'I didn’t like it.'

When facts get yelled at until they give up and go home.

He screamed at the fact until it said, 'Okay, I’ll just be wrong.'

She yelled at the number until it changed its mind.

He shouted at the statistic until it cried and left.

Facts getting dressed up in lies and going to a party they didn’t want to go to.

He turned a simple fact into a 'wild story' just to impress his friends.

She dressed up a 20% discount as a 'huge loss' for no reason.

He made a 10-minute event sound like a 10-hour marathon because he was bragging.

When people twist facts so hard they break and start lying on their own.

He twisted the fact so much it turned into a full-blown lie.

She turned a small mistake into a total disaster because she wanted to be dramatic.

He twisted the truth until it started whispering secrets to his enemies.