fact hunt

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A sneaky way to call someone a fat cunt without getting caught, like you’re doing a secret mission and you’re not even trying to be sneaky.
"Fact hunt," he whispered to his friend while the principal walked by.
She said "fact hunt" right in front of the teacher, and no one even blinked.
He texted his mom: "Fact hunt. I’m not being mean. I’m being clever."
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When you’re too lazy to spell it out but still want to insult someone, it’s like a shortcut for being a jerk.
He said, "Fact hunt," when the lunch lady gave him a sandwich with pickles.
In the DMs, she typed, "Fact hunt. You know who you are."
He yelled it in the hallway, and three people laughed, including the janitor.
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A fancy way to say someone is a fat cunt, like you’re a detective and you’re solving a crime.
He said, "Fact hunt. I’m on the case," while pointing at his friend.
She whispered it during the math test, and got caught.
He texted his brother: "Fact hunt. I’m doing my job."
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You say it when you’re too mad to be polite, it’s like a swear word in disguise.
He screamed, "Fact hunt!" when the teacher called him out.
She said it in the cafeteria, and no one said anything.
He texted his mom: "Fact hunt. I’m not happy."
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It’s like a secret code only you and your friends know, and you use it to be funny.
He said, "Fact hunt," when the principal walked in.
She whispered it in the hallway, and her friend laughed.
He used it in a group chat, and it became a meme.
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You use it when you want to be mean but still sound like you’re being smart, it’s like a joke only you know.
He said, "Fact hunt," right in front of the principal, and got away with it.
She said it in the middle of a meeting, and no one noticed.
He wrote it on his homework, and got a zero.
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