Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A paid liar who turns real facts into fake news and yells at people for even thinking.

A Fact Hecker called my math test a conspiracy theory.

He said the sky being blue was fake news.

He yelled at my dog for not believing in climate change.

2

A brainwashed lackey who takes made-up stuff and calls it true, then makes people feel stupid for doubting it.

He said the moon landing was real and called me a fraud.

He claimed fake pizza was the real thing.

He told my mom that 2 + 2 = 5 and she believed him.

3

A paid idiot who turns truth into lies and makes everyone else look like fools for not buying it.

He said my homework was fake and I got a D.

He called my lunch a conspiracy.

He told my dad that the sun was fake and he believed him.

4

A sneaky backstabber who hides the facts and makes people believe the biggest nonsense.

He hid the facts and told my teacher I was a liar.

He made me believe the school was run by aliens.

He said the principal was a robot and I believed him.

5

A dirty little traitor who takes real facts and turns them into fake nonsense to keep everyone confused.

He called my report card fake nonsense.

He said my lunch was a government experiment.

He made my mom believe the mailman was a spy.

6

A smelly, lazy worker who takes lies and calls them facts and makes people feel dumb for questioning them.

He called my science test a lie and I failed.

He said the clouds were fake and I believed him.

He told my dad the TV was a robot and he believed him.