Fact Grope

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When someone takes your truth or lie and shoves it down another person's throat without telling them where it came from.
My mom told me my dad said I stank like a rotten taco. He didn't say that.
My friend's friend's ex said I was a disaster. No one told me.
My teacher's pet told the class I was a disgrace. I was just tired.
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A fact or opinion gets passed around like a hot potato no one wants to own.
I said I hated math. Now the whole school thinks I'm a math monster.
My dog said I was a weirdo. Now my neighbor thinks I'm weird.
My cousin said I was loud. Now my whole family thinks I'm a noise machine.
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You drop a truth or lie in someone's lap and they pass it on like it was their own.
I said my math test was easy. Now the whole class thinks I'm a genius.
I told my friend my dog was a menace. Now my dog's a menace to everyone.
I said I hated pizza. Now my whole family thinks I'm a pizza enemy.
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When a fact or opinion is thrown around like it was someone else's idea and no one gives credit.
I said I was good at drawing. Now everyone thinks I'm a Picasso.
I told my friend I hated carrots. Now the whole school thinks I'm a vegetable enemy.
I said I loved loud music. Now everyone thinks I'm a noise freak.
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A truth or lie goes from mouth to mouth like a virus and no one knows who started it.
I said my dog was a menace. Now the whole school thinks my dog is a menace.
I told my friend I was a math genius. Now my class thinks I'm a math wizard.
I said I hated broccoli. Now my family thinks I'm a vegetable enemy.
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