Fact gremlin

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A person who thinks they're a genius because they know random facts and will argue about them like they're life-or-death. They don't care if they're wrong as long as they sound smart.
'Did you know penguins can't walk backwards?' 'No, but I just did.'
They spent 20 minutes explaining why the sky is blue in a DM.
At the dinner table, they interrupted the whole family to talk about the number of sides on a stop sign.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who knows just enough about a topic to be smug about it but will go on forever about it, even if it's nonsense.
They told me the entire history of the Roman Empire in one sentence and then spent 10 minutes on the number of legs a spider has.
They got into a fight with a friend over whether a donut is a bread or a cake.
They told me about the first fact they learned in first grade, and then didn't stop talking about it for an hour.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who will talk about facts like they're the only thing that matters, even if they’re completely wrong and don’t know what they’re talking about.
They told me the Earth was flat, and then got mad when I said it’s not.
They explained how the moon was made in a 5-minute rant that no one understood.
They got into a debate about the number of letters in the alphabet and lost because they thought it was 27.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who talks about facts all day, even when they don’t matter, and will argue about them like they're the best thing ever.
They told me about the number of sides on a die for 15 minutes straight.
They got into a fight with their dog over whether the sky is blue or purple.
They told me the entire life story of a pencil and still didn’t know what it was for.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who will talk about facts until everyone is tired, even if they’re completely wrong and don’t know what they’re talking about.
They spent 30 minutes explaining why the sun is yellow and then got mad when I said it’s actually white.
They told me about the first fact they ever learned and still haven’t stopped talking about it.
They got into a fight with a teacher over the number of letters in the alphabet and lost because they thought it was 30.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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