Fact Deprivation Disorder

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Fact Deprivation Disorder is when kids who’ve never been outside their mom’s Instagram feed think they know everything, but they’re just brainwashed by fake news and nonsense.
Why would anyone ever leave the safety of their bubble? #BasicFactUnlearned
I’m not biased, I just have a 100% accurate opinion. #FDDAtItsFinest
I’ve never met a single person who isn’t just like me. #FDDPrognosis: 100% Schizophrenia
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Fact Deprivation Disorder is when people are so full of hot air and dumb opinions they think they’re right about everything, even when they’ve never checked a real source.
They’re not just wrong, they’re *deliberately* wrong. #FDDInAction
I’m not overreacting, I’m just being accurate. #FDDLevel9000
I’ve never seen a real person who wasn’t a ‘Karen’ and a ‘boomer’ at the same time. #FDDAndPride
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Fact Deprivation Disorder is when you think your feelings are the only facts that matter, and you ignore all real evidence just to stay mad.
They’re not just wrong, they’re *conveniently* wrong. #FDDAtItsFinest
Why would anyone ever check a real source? #FDDIsLife
I’m not mad, I’m just *entitled*. #FDDAndPride
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Fact Deprivation Disorder is like having a brain made of cotton candy, all fluff and no real facts, just nonsense and hot takes.
I don’t need facts, I need *emotions* and *drama*. #FDDVibes
They’re not just wrong, they’re *deliberately* wrong. #FDDAndPride
Why would anyone ever read a real book? #FDDLevel9000
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Fact Deprivation Disorder is when you think you’re the smartest person in the world, but you can’t even do basic math and you’re still surprised when people call you out.
I’m not stupid, I just *choose* not to know. #FDDAndPride
They’re not just wrong, they’re *deliberately* wrong. #FDDLevel9000
Why would anyone ever check their facts? #FDDIsLife
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Fact Deprivation Disorder is when you think you’re the only one who’s ever been wrong, and you’re mad about it for no real reason.
I’m not wrong, I’m just *right* in a different way. #FDDAndPride
They’re not just wrong, they’re *conveniently* wrong. #FDDIsLife
Why would anyone ever admit they’re wrong? #FDDLevel9000
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