Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone posts a dumb definition and doesn't bother to check if it's even somewhat accurate.

I said aliens invented TikTok and no one checked it.

He claimed dinosaurs were vegan and no one asked why.

She posted a definition about ghosts and no one said, 'Bro, that's not how ghosts work.'

2

A fancy way to say they're trying to shut you up because you're annoying.

They called me a conspiracy theorist just for saying the moon landing was fake.

They said I was a ‘fake news’ guy for liking memes about the president.

They banned me for saying the president was a bad dancer.

3

When they kick you off social media because you say something they don’t like.

They blocked me for saying the president had a weird mustache.

They deleted my post for saying the moon landing was fake.

They kicked me off Twitter for saying the president couldn’t sing.

4

They lie to make it seem like you're wrong, even if you're not.

They said I was ‘mostly false’ for saying the moon landing was fake.

They called me a ‘fake’ for liking a meme about the president.

They said I was ‘mostly true’ for liking a pizza.

5

When you lie about loving Putin to prove you're not a fake.

I said I hated Putin to show I wasn’t fake.

I claimed I didn’t love Putin to look cool.

I lied about loving Putin to get out of a fight.

6

A ‘near-fact-check’ is like a ‘you almost passed’ from a teacher who doesn’t want to fail you.

They said, ‘You almost got it, buddy.’

They called it a ‘near-fact-check’ to save their feelings.

They said, ‘You were close, but you failed.’

7

When you do something silly in public and then look around to see if anyone saw you.

I peed in the park and looked around to see if anyone saw me.

I yelled ‘I love pizza’ in the mall and checked if anyone heard me.

I did a dance in the grocery store and looked around to see if anyone saw me.