facsimile

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A fancy way of sending pictures or papers over the phone so some other stupid device can pretend it understands what you're talking about.

My boss sent me a facsimile of his angry face. It was basically a screaming emoji on paper.

The restaurant sent me a facsimile of the menu. I just threw it in the trash and ordered pizza.

My mom sent me a facsimile of her grocery list. It had 27 items and 3 swear words.

When someone is so clueless they think sending a picture is the same as actually talking to you.

My friend sent me a facsimile of his dog. It was just a photo. I told him to call me instead.

My teacher sent me a facsimile of my test. I failed it and then I failed life.

My dad sent me a facsimile of his forehead. I don't know why.