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A phony Lacoste shirt that looks like it was stitched together by a blind man with a broken sewing machine.
My uncle bought one for his dog. It fell apart after one walk.
I wore mine to a party and got called out by a real Lacoste fan.
My mom tried to pass it off as a gift. It was so bad, I threw it in the trash.
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A fake Lacoste shirt that smells like regret and has buttons that yell Lacoste instead of just being buttons.
My friend wore it to work and got laughed at by the whole office.
I tried to wear it to a date. It looked like I was dressed by a toddler.
My dad bought one for his brother. He still hasn’t forgiven him.
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A fake Lacoste shirt that looks like it was made in a jail cell by someone who hates fashion.
I wore mine to a meeting and got reprimanded by my boss.
My cousin wore it to a wedding. The whole family was ashamed.
My neighbor bought one. Now he thinks he’s rich.
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