Facoop

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When you're on Facebook like it's your job while you're also taking a dump like it's a punishment.

I was Facooping so hard I forgot my password and my pants.

Facooping during lunch break? That's a crime.

I Facooped so much I got a Facebook notification and a toilet paper shortage.

Using Facebook to distract yourself from the fact that you're also pooping your life away.

Facooping during a Zoom call? I'm not just pooping, I'm pooping in public.

I Facooped so much I got a Facebook message from my toilet.

Facooping like it's the final level of a video game.

When you're so busy Facebooking you don't even notice you're also pooping your soul out.

Facooping while eating breakfast? That's a full-blown lifestyle.

I Facooped so much my phone got a dirty screen and my pants got a dirty message.

Facooping like it's the only thing that matters.