Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person or thing so strange it makes your brain explode

My neighbor wears a chicken hat and talks to squirrels. Facofite.

That neon green flamingo in my cousin's yard is a facofite.

My teacher's pet is a facofite because it wears socks on its hands.

2

Something so bizarre it should be exiled to the moon

That guy who dances in the grocery store aisle is a facofite.

My dog's obsession with socks is a facofite.

My mom's new boyfriend wears a banana on his head. Facofite.

3

A person or thing so crazy it makes your hair stand on end

My uncle wears a pizza box as a hat. Facofite.

That kid who eats crayons for breakfast is a facofite.

My math teacher is a facofite because she talks to the calculator.

4

Something so messed up it should be banned from existence

That shirt with a goat on it and glitter is a facofite.

My brother's idea of a party is a facofite.

That person who yells at clouds is a facofite.

5

A person or thing so bizarre it gives you a headache

My neighbor’s cat wears a tiny hat. Facofite.

That guy who sings to the trees is a facofite.

My grandma’s new pet is a facofite because it’s a chicken wearing sunglasses.