facocta

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the worst kind of messed up, like your grandma's casserole after she took a hit of meth
My math test looked like this after I failed it
My brother's hair after he tried to do his own highlights
My mom's revenge after I ate her lasagna
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so broken it makes your brain hurt, like a broken pencil in a math class
My ex's text messages after a fight
My dad's attempt at a TikTok dance
My sister's essay on why she hates everything
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so messed up it should be illegal, like a hot dog with three types of cheese and a side of regret
My lunch after I tried to eat five hamburgers
My neighbor's attempt at a garden
My cousin's idea of a party
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