facockled

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when you’re so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your face and you’re screaming at a toaster

I facockled so hard I tried to hug the bar and it screamed back

My buddy facockled at a concert and tried to dance with a fireman

I facockled at a party and cried because the pizza was cold

when your body feels like it’s been run over by a truck and you’re questioning why you ever moved

I facockled my ankle while trying to do a cartwheel

She facockled her arm after trying to lift a couch

He facockled his back because he tried to do a sit-up and failed