facocide

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When you rip out a whole bunch of people from your Facebook friends list because you hate them. It's like throwing a party and then kicking out everyone who didn't bring a drink.
I just unfriended my ex's entire friend list. They all deserved it.
My mom's friends list is now just my dad and a guy named Bob. It's sad.
I removed everyone from my college group. They're all still in my life, but they don't count.
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You erase people from your Facebook friends list because they're annoying, and you're too lazy to tell them to go to hell.
My ex's friends are all still on my list. I'm going to remove them one by one until I'm the only one left.
I unfriended my coworker just because he texted me a meme at 10 PM.
My friend list looks like a trash can. It's full of people I don't like.
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You take out the trash of your Facebook friends list. It's people you don't like, people you used to know, or people who still text you at 2 AM.
I removed my ex's friends because they were all weird and still hung out with him.
I deleted my high school friends because they still call me ‘babe’.
I took out my college friends because they still use Facebook.
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You delete people from your Facebook friends list because you're angry and you don't have the energy to fight them.
I removed my ex because he texted me a photo of his new girlfriend at 1 AM.
I deleted my best friend because she forgot my birthday.
I took out my friend group because they all still use Facebook.
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You erase a whole group of people from your Facebook friends list because they're the reason you're still single.
I deleted my ex's friends because they all still liked him.
I removed my old friends because they still call me ‘babe’.
I took out my friend group because they still use Facebook.
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You go on a Facebook friends list cleansing because you're tired of people you don't like, people you used to know, and people who still text you at 2 AM.
I deleted my old friends because they still call me ‘babe’.
I took out my coworker because he texted me a meme at 10 PM.
I removed my ex's friends because they still liked him.
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