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A huge man who dresses like he’s rich, but only because the store Faconable sells giant shirts with his name on them, and he’s too lazy to lose weight.
My uncle is a faco. He wears a shirt so big it looks like a tent.
That guy at the mall is a faco. He’s got a shirt on that could fit a whole family.
My dad is a faco. He says he’s too good for the gym.