facnsey

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so fancy it makes your brain hurt

My mom’s new house is facnsey. It has a pool that glows like a unicorn’s butt.

This cake is facnsey. It has 12 layers and looks like it was made by a fairy.

That guy’s shoes are facnsey. They cost more than my entire allowance.

so fancy it smells like money and regret

That restaurant is facnsey. The waiter has a name longer than my math teacher’s patience.

Her dress is facnsey. It has more sequins than a disco ball in a glitter factory.

This party is facnsey. The snacks are so good, they probably have their own Instagram.

so fancy it thinks it’s royalty

That car is facnsey. It has more buttons than my mom’s phone.

His watch is facnsey. It probably costs more than my entire life savings.

This hotel is facnsey. The bed is softer than my grandma’s hug.

so fancy it’s trying too hard to be cool

Her phone case is facnsey. It has gold on it and looks like it was made by a confused king.

That pizza is facnsey. It has 10 toppings and costs as much as a small dog.

His hair is facnsey. It looks like it was styled by a robot and a fashion designer.

so fancy it’s basically a royal family

That restaurant is facnsey. The menu has more words than my English test.

Her shoes are facnsey. They cost more than my entire savings account.

This party is facnsey. The drinks are so good, they probably have their own Instagram.