facne

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When you eat something so messy it leaves food gunk all over your face like a zit explosion on your chin and you’re too clueless to realize it’s happening.

I just ate a taco salad and now my face looks like a grease fire. Facne is real.

My sister’s face is covered in nacho cheese and I can’t stop laughing. Facne is the worst.

He ate pizza with his hands and now his face is a disaster. Facne is a crime.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A fatty who looks like a pizza that didn’t get wiped. They’re the human version of a greasy cheeseburger.

My cousin is a facne. He eats everything with his hands and looks like a greasy burger.

That guy is a facne. He’s got a face full of sauce and I can’t stand it.

She’s a facne. She eats pizza like it’s her job.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a girl shaves or waxes and her fanny breaks out like a warzone. It’s like her skin is rebelling.

I waxed my legs and now my fanny is covered in red bumps. Facne is a real thing.

After my Brazilian wax, my fanny looked like a zit farm. Facne is the worst.

I shaved my legs and now my fanny is in pain. Facne is a curse.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

On Facebook, when one friend posts so much garbage that you have to dig through it like it’s a landfill just to see what everyone else is doing.

My friend posts 10 status updates a day. Facne is the reason I can’t see anything else.

I had to sift through 50 statuses from my facne friend just to see what my other friends were up to.

That one friend is a facne. I had to scroll through 20 statuses just to find one that made sense.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Acne that lives in the folds of a fat person’s body. It’s like the skin is trying to escape.

My belly folds are covered in zits. Facne is a fact of life.

He’s got facne in every crevice. It looks like his skin is melting.

Her thighs have facne. It’s like her skin is in a war.

by Slangipedia 3d ago