facnasian

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the worst possible combo of fat, acne, and being Asian. Like a monster made of bad choices.

My cousin is a facnasian. I can't look at him without wanting to throw up.

That guy in the back of the class is a facnasian. He smells like old pizza and regret.

I saw a facnasian on the bus. I almost screamed and ran.

a person so ugly they make the cafeteria food look good. Fat. Asian. Covered in zits. A real nightmare.

My teacher called me a facnasian in front of the whole class. I cried.

I dated a facnasian once. I still have nightmares about it.

My friend’s brother is a facnasian. He eats three pizzas a day and still looks like a disaster.

the human version of a greasy pizza. Fat. Asian. Full of pimples. You’d rather get bit by a dog.

My neighbor is a facnasian. I don’t even say hi to him anymore.

That guy at the gym is a facnasian. He sweats like a madman and smells like a trash can.

My mom’s friend is a facnasian. She tried to marry my dad and it was a total disaster.