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To be completely trashed: A total mess: You get it right up your backside.
My room looked like a tornado hit it and a monkey lived there.
I drank so much I forgot my own name.
My dog ate my homework and my lunch.
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To be totally destroyed: A full-blown wreck: You get it shoved up your bum.
My car died in the middle of the highway and I had no phone.
I failed my math test and got a zero.
I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
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To be utterly ruined: A complete mess: You get it crammed up your arse.
My dog ate my homework and my lunch and my backpack.
I lost my phone and my keys and my wallet.
I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants and my shoes.
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To be fully fucked: A total disaster: You get it stuffed up your backside.
I got stuck in traffic for three hours and missed my bus.
I forgot my password and my phone was dead.
I tried to do my math homework and cried.
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