faclemptious

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So annoying you want to punch the air and yell at a ghost.

My cousin's new haircut is faclemptious. It looks like a raccoon got into a blender.

The smell of burnt toast at 3 a. m. is faclemptious.

My teacher’s voice during a pop quiz is faclemptious.

When your nerves are so fried you think you're going to explode.

My dog’s obsession with stealing my socks is faclemptious.

The sound of my little brother’s clarinet at a funeral is faclemptious.

Trying to finish a math test while your head is on fire is faclemptious.

So excited you think you might pee your pants or throw up.

Getting a perfect score on a test you didn’t study for is faclemptious.

Eating 10 pizzas in one sitting is faclemptious.

Seeing your crush at the mall is faclemptious.