Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When something is so facking perfect, it makes #theaccuracy look like a baby crying in a clown suit!

Your mom's cooking was so good, it made the food critic cry and ask for his job back.

The pizza arrived so fast, it was still hot and confused.

Your dad's lie was so good, it won the Nobel Prize for Best Fiction.

2

When something is so facking right, it makes #theaccuracy feel like it got kicked by a donkey!

Your math test was so perfect, the teacher cried and said you were a math god.

The timing was so spot on, it made the clock jealous.

Your lie was so good, it made the truth run away.

3

When something is so facking good, it makes #theaccuracy look like it got hit by a truck!

Your mom's soup was so good, it made the restaurant owner quit and start a soup cult.

The movie was so perfect, it made the director cry and say it was the best he ever made.

Your lie was so good, it made the truth ask for a raise.

4

When something is so facking right, it makes #theaccuracy feel like it was eaten by a bear!

Your spelling was so perfect, it made the teacher say you should be a dictionary.

The timing was so good, it made the clock start a dance party.

Your lie was so good, it made the truth ask for a job.

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When something is so facking spot on, it makes #theaccuracy feel like it was punched by a robot!

Your math was so good, the calculator cried and asked for a vacation.

The pizza was so perfect, it made the chef cry and say he was jealous.

Your lie was so good, it made the truth feel like it was fired.

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When something is so facking good, it makes #theaccuracy look like it was buried alive!

Your spelling was so good, the teacher cried and said you were a spelling wizard.

Your lie was so good, it made the truth ask for a raise and a promotion.

Your timing was so spot on, it made the clock cry and say it was jealous.