fackter

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A person who acts like they're better than you but still messes with your head. Basically a f***ing pain in the a** who has a say in your life.

My boss is a fackter. He says I'm lazy, but he's the one who never finishes his own work.

My cousin is a fackter. She always ruins my plans but still thinks she's the best.

My teacher is a fackter. She gives me bad grades but still talks to my mom like she's my friend.

A person who acts like they know everything but still makes you do the dumbest things. A f***ing mix of a jerk and a leader.

My friend is a fackter. He says we should skip class, but then he gets caught and blames me.

My dad is a fackter. He says he'll take me to the park, but he just watches TV the whole time.

My neighbor is a fackter. She tells me to clean my room, but she leaves her own a mess.

A person who thinks they're cool but still gives you the worst advice. Like a f***ing idiot with a little power.

My friend is a fackter. He told me to dye my hair pink, and now I look like a clown.

My mom is a fackter. She told me to eat a whole pizza, and now I'm sick.

My teacher is a fackter. She told me to write a 10-page essay, and I'm still crying about it.

A person who makes you feel bad but still has control over you. Like a f***ing bully with a title.

My boss is a fackter. He yells at me, but he still needs me to do his work.

My brother is a fackter. He laughs at my jokes, but he still steals my snacks.

My teacher is a fackter. She says I'm failing, but she still gives me the worst grades.

A person who talks too much but still messes up your life. A f***ing annoyance wrapped in a title.

My friend is a fackter. He yells about video games all day but can't beat me in one.

My dad is a fackter. He says he's the best at chess, but he always loses.

My neighbor is a fackter. She says she's the best baker, but her cookies are burnt.