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A Kentucky idiot who messes everything up on purpose and also trips over their own feet while playing soccer like they're drunk.

I saw my cousin at the mall and he tried to buy a sandwich with a check. He still doesn't know how to use a check.

My uncle dropped a whole plate of fried chicken on the floor and then sat there crying.

My neighbor tried to start a fire in the woods and then ran away when it actually worked.

A Kentucky moron who can't make a decision and also takes ten minutes to kick a ball.

My dad tried to build a shed and it looks like a spaceship landed in his backyard.

My sister tried to text me during a math test and got sent to the principal's office.

My brother tried to cook breakfast and burned the bacon, the eggs, and his hair.

A Kentucky dummy who makes everything harder than it needs to be and also kicks the ball into a tree during a soccer match.

My mom tried to clean the house and ended up painting the walls pink and singing in the shower.

My friend tried to write a poem and it was just a list of things he hates.

My cousin tried to fix his car and now it doesn't work and he doesn't know why.