Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say something went totally bonkers and turned into a mess you can’t even fix.

My mom’s spaghetti sauce was fackled, it looked like a war zone.

The kid spilled his juice box and the whole class was fackled.

I tried to cook dinner and it came out fackled, it smelled like burnt socks.

2

A woman so chunky she laughs like a witch and makes you want to hide under your bed.

My aunt’s laugh is so fackled, it sounds like a haunted house.

The lady at the gym cackled so loud, the kids ran out.

My cousin’s laugh is fackled, it’s like a horror movie.

3

A dirty word that’s like a weaker version of the F-word, still rude, but not as strong.

He said, ‘You’re so fackled,’ and I wanted to punch him.

My teacher called my report card fackled and I knew I was in trouble.

My little brother said, ‘You’re fackled,’ and I gave him a wedgie.

4

A fake fact that Fox News uses to lie to people and make them all mad.

The news anchor said, ‘This is a fackled fact,’ and I knew he was lying.

They told us the sky was blue because of a fackled fact.

They used fackled facts to make everyone think the moon was made of cheese.

5

A way to make someone feel like total crap by being mean and acting like a jerk.

He fackled me by saying I was the worst student ever.

My friend fackled me by telling everyone my secret.

My teacher fackled me by giving me the worst grade in class.

6

When you go number two and don’t have tissues, so you wiggle your wiener like a weirdo.

I was fackled in the bathroom and had to wiggle my wiener for five minutes.

At school, I was fackled and everyone laughed at me.

During the movie, I got fackled and had to wiggle my wiener in the dark.

7

A guy who acts like a girl but still has all his guy parts, like he’s confused and doesn’t know what to do.

My cousin is fackled, he wears dresses but still has a penis.

That guy at the mall is fackled, he’s got a skirt on and still has a mustache.

My brother is fackled, he wears makeup but still has a beard.