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Getting jumped by a ghost in the middle of the night after doing way too much drugs, alcohol, and zero sleep. You think you're going insane from all the pills, but it's really just the ghost trying to finish what you started.
I woke up screaming because my ghost was trying to take my soul and my last beer.
I thought I was hallucinating, but my ghost was just mad I didn’t finish my pizza.
I was too high to tell if my ghost was real or just my brain being a jerk.
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A messed-up sex session where you’re too stoned to know if you're happy, sad, or just confused about your life choices.
I had sex with three people and still don’t know who I liked the most.
I woke up thinking I married my best friend’s dog.
I had no idea what happened until my pants were on fire.
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