Fackit

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1
A clean version of the dirtiest phrase you can say to your mom when you're late for dinner.
Fackit, I'm not coming home tonight.
Fackit, I'll eat cereal for dinner.
Fackit, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
2
When you're too lazy to care and you say it like you just got kicked by a donkey.
Fackit, I'm not doing my homework.
Fackit, I'm not going to the party.
Fackit, I'm not talking to you anymore.
3
A magical phrase that turns your problems into nothing and your mom into a confused human being.
Fackit, I didn't do my chores.
Fackit, I'm not going to church.
Fackit, I'm not eating my vegetables.
4
A loud, messy way of telling the world you don't give a damn anymore.
Fackit, I'm not wearing pants.
Fackit, I'm not going to school.
Fackit, I'm not brushing my teeth.
5
A secret code you whisper to yourself when you're too tired to fight.
Fackit, I'm not going to clean my room.
Fackit, I'm not going to take a shower.
Fackit, I'm not going to do my math.
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