Fackin' Diddy Donuts

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A stupid snack that Neg orders when he’s too lazy to run from cops and too dumb to steal something worth a damn.

Neg: 'I’m too tired to fight cops, just get me a Diddy Donut.'

Neg texts his manager: 'I’m getting Diddy Donuts, don’t ask questions.'

Neg: 'I ran for 20 minutes, now I want a Diddy Donut. That’s my reward.'

A donut so bad it makes you want to punch the person who invented it and the person who eats it.

Neg: 'This donut tastes like regret and old socks.'

Neg yells at the donut: 'You’re not even worth the calories.'

Neg: 'I’d rather eat a shoe than this donut.'

A donut that’s so average it’s like watching paint dry, but with more sugar and less style.

Neg: 'This donut is as exciting as my life.'

Neg texts the donut: 'You’re not even special.'

Neg: 'I’d rather run from cops again than eat another Diddy Donut.'