fackin

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A fancy way of saying 'fucking' that sounds like it came from a horror movie. It's like the evil twin of 'fucked' and is best said with a loud, exaggerated A.
FAAAA-keen, I just failed my math test!
Fackin, my mom just yelled at me for eating my homework.
Fackin, the dog ate my pizza and my feelings.
2
When someone is so high on weed they start screaming in the parking lot of a chicken place because the vegan girlfriend won’t buy food and the hungry person wants their secret 11-spiced chicken.
Fackin, I just got kicked out of the chicken place for being too baked!
The vegan girl said no to chicken, and now I’m fackin!
I’m fackin, my chicken is gone and I’m mad.
3
When you tell the truth so funny it feels like a joke. It’s like a truth bomb that explodes in your face.
Fackin, I told the truth and it was hilarious!
My friend said fackin when I told her I failed the test.
I told the truth and got facked by my teacher.
4
A crazy food order from a guy named Neg who steals stuff from stores and runs to get fried chicken.
Neg facked up the store and got chicken!
Fackin, Neg stole my burger.
He facked up the store just to get chicken.
5
A word that can mean hello, cool, or excited. It was made by a guy who needed something funny for his comic.
Fackin, what’s up?
He said fackin and I got excited.
Fackin, I’m cool!
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When someone gives you a 'goodie,' you tell them they have to tell you. It’s a fancy way of saying 'shoot me a goodie.'
He shot me a goodie, and I told him to tell me.
Fackin, I got a goodie, now tell me!
I told him to tell me after he gave me a goodie.
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The best girl ever, like a 10 out of 10. FSHB is like 'fuckin smoking hot bitch,' but with some letters changed.
She’s fackin hot, I’m in love.
That girl is a 10, pure fackin heaven.
He said she’s FSHB and now I’m fackin jealous.
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