Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A facke is a man who thinks he’s a woman and cries at every little thing like a baby with a broken toy.

My cousin’s a facke. He got mad because I called his mom a bimbo.

That guy at the gym is a facke. He cried when I beat him at arm wrestling.

My brother’s a facke. He got mad because I didn’t bring him a snack.

2

A facke is how a Boston guy says the F word like it’s a curse from the devil.

‘Facke!’ he yelled when his coffee got spilled on his pants.

He called me a facke because I ate his last donut.

He said ‘facke’ when I stole his phone.

3

To facke someone is to push a tiny furry animal up their butt like it’s a punishment from God.

My mom facke’d me when I didn’t do my chores.

He facke’d his friend for messing with his hair.

She facke’d me because I said her dog was ugly.

4

A facke is when you’re so turned on you cum twice and then you get mad because your gerbil is still inside you.

I facke’d myself in the bathroom and cried because my gerbil was still there.

He facke’d himself at the party and got mad at the DJ.

She facke’d herself in the car and screamed like a baby.

5

A facke is when something is super broken and you gotta say it like a rapping kid from the street.

My phone is a facke because it won’t turn on.

My dad’s car is a facke because it’s broken.

My mom’s hair is a facke because it’s all messed up.

6

A facke is a ship between two boys who look like they’re in a band and they act like they’re in love.

My friend ships Finn and Jack like they’re in a boy band.

He said Finn and Jack are a facke because they’re both cool.

My sister ships them because they look cute together.

7

A facke is a word Eminem uses when he’s mad and he wants to say the F word but it’s not allowed.

Eminem said ‘facke’ because the F word was too strong.

He used ‘facke’ in his song like it was a secret word.

He called the F word a ‘facke’ because it was too loud.