Fackender

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A guy who gets all heartsick because Chase is dating someone else and now he’s stuck in a love triangle with a guy who thinks he’s hot stuff.
I saw Fackender crying in the hallway because Chase chose the guy with the better hair.
Fackender texted me: 'Why does Chase get to be happy and I get to be sad?'
He tried to serenade Chase with a kazoo and got laughed out of the cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A butt plug made of trash and used by the poor or the dumb. Found in alleys or stolen from a gas station. People take it in the butt for a few hits of weed or a tiny bag of crack.
He used a fackender so big it looked like a mop handle.
She took a fackender in the butt for five dollars worth of weed.
He found a fackender in a dumpster and used it like it was brand new.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A huge, smelly growth that grows in the butt crack of a gay guy who probably smells like old socks and regret.
That fackender looked like it had been there since the 90s.
He had a fackender so big it blocked the whole hallway.
He tried to hide his fackender under a shirt and it still smelled like a landfill.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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